i am fortunate to say that my hormones have not fully kicked in. how dangerous they can be for the mind..totally. as in gosh! how many girls have been distracted because of boys? i am so glad i am 'blind'. totally. as in..omg.. this is so stupid! as in..boys are so stupid! the things the mind can do to girls.. geeze. talk about cells and DNA... the fact that we are a threat to each other and pose a certain danger around. as in..a person who is rejected might totally lose his/her confidence and be so shallow and to finally, comit suicide. fortunate is the person who is wise enough to awaken and be 'reborn'! as in..ok... boys are dangerous to girls, girls are dangerous to boys. its one of those cycle things which i completely loathe. ew. gross. mann.. i am the unfortunate receiver of total complains. now i know how it is like to be chris. totally. mann.. speaking about boys, i think they are jinxed in a way.. lucky charms in another.. as in..it depends on ur POV. as in.. a thing which is dangerous and safe at the same time is certaintly, dangerous, no doubt about that. as in..totally. ok.. forget my highly boring lecture on the dangers of the opposite sex. i shall of course, resume to my pathetic yet unusually happy and boring life.
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i shall start off by saying that i am a bit grumy for no apparent reason. actually, i am grumpy cause i woke up to my brother jumping on my bed. after shouting at him for waking me up, i resumed my normal self and of couse, tried to sleep. i daresay i failed drastically. after brushing my teeth etc. i went to eat late and early lunch which turned out to be...surprise, surprise, mee pok. notice the sarcasm? i did. ok..after finishing my unpleasant breakfast/lunch/brunch, i went to watch tv. gosh..the POWERPUFF GIRLS just cant seem to buzz off... ok...turned off the tv. decided to shower, came out, listening to the irritating sound of a person trying to learn the piano. totally nerve cracking i assure you. ah..now you must be wondering why this post is so not me. well, to make it simpler, i shall give you a hint. notice the character of an evil mastermind? a criminal by nature? or prehaps the vocabulary of an intellectual with a spelling of a 3 yr old? you are reading the diary of a child prodigy! i have made a certain virus which enables a million bucks to be transmitted to my swiss account everyday. not many child geniuses can do that. if by now, you are wondering if you have been reading the wrong blog, i assure you that you are infact now. shermaine has been posessed by no other than the most famous, more reown artemis fowl the second. muhahahahaha! hahahaha..this is so lame. i shall stop. hahahahaha..i have just tried a dose of 'artemis fowl' highly sophomoric i should say. hahahaha... big words make me such a stranger so i shall stop. some ppl are just born extroverts without them knowing. how shallow is that? totally. ok..back to MY life. hahahaha... ok..my brother DID wake me up in an annoying way. that was a fact. the 'fact' that you are reading the diary of a child prodigy is of course, not true. (duh!) and the fact that my i am grumpy is true. and so it the fact that i brushed my teeth etc. and the annoying fact that i did eat mee pok for brunch again is totally annoying. unbearable would be the word. anyway, the 'fact' that i am talking like artemis fowl is NOT true. his vocab, of course exceeds anyone elses. and the 'fact' that i have a virus that can transmit millions into my swiss account is obvly, NOT TRUE. and what makes you think i have a swiss accout? geeze.. the fact tt sum ppl can be soooooooo guilable. aka ME. haha..ok..i went to tuition, went to eat dinner, went to buy school shoes, came back, bath, went to the com..lalala..surf. totally. aniwax, my life is now officially closed for the day so i suggest that you do not try to read up on any of my criminal files as of course, you shall find none. this is how good i am at crime. i wish you good luck..for..anything. whoever is reading, you are a pretty smart mud men..though i trurst that you do not go around spouting about the diary of mulch diggums...sayonara. i speak 2 lingos, including english. thought you ought to know.